BONGLIZARD WAS RELEASED IN MAY 2004 WITH A 300 PRINT RUN, THIS WORKED OUT WAY TOO EXPENSIVE FOR A PROJECT THAT CAME FROM NOWHERE INTO THE NEARLY DEAD UNDERGROUND MAG/ZINE/COMIIC MARKET, SO WITH ALL THE OTHER SHIT WE HAD TO ADD TO THE COMIC TO MAKE IT WHAT IT WAS, IT WAS RELISED THAT THE IDEA OF RELEASING BONGLIZARD EVERY YEAR OR SO WOULD NOT BE A BAD THING. IT ALSO ADDS TO EACH VOLUMES INDIVIDUAL PRESENCE AND GIVES TIME TO PROMOTING AND SELLING THE MAGAZINE, EACH VOLUME IS GETTING BETTER, THIS WAS VOLUME 1, IT HAD A FEW MISTAKES HERE AND THERE AND DIDNT LOOK AS SHARP AS IT SHOULD HAVE, BUT IT WAS THE FIRST CRACK AT RELEASING SOMETHING VERY DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER PUBLICATIONS OUT THERE, IT WAS HARD WORK BUT IT MADE SENSE TO DO IT, NO REASON OTHER THAN FUCK IT, IF IT BOMBS, IT BOMBS.....BUT IT DIDNT, VOLUME 2 GOT RELEASED AND VOLUME 3 IS HERE, SO GET DOWN AND BONGLIZARD!
BONGLIZARD FIRST CAUSED SHIT, WHEN THE FIRST PRINTERS BEGAN PROCESSING THE PRINT RUN UNTIL I GOT A PHONE CALL AND APPARENTLY IT HAD CAUSED MAYHEM DOWN IN THE PRESS ROOM WITH THE STAFF, I WAS TOLD IT WAS OBSCENE, HAD DRUG REFERENCES, A LIZARD (CARTOON) HAD A PENIS ON THE COVER, IT ALSO COVERED SUCH SENSITIVE ISSUES AS FUCKED UP PRIESTS, ETC.....THAT WAS IT, BEFORE IT GOT OFF THE GROUND IT WAS FUCKED!!!..WELL NOT REALLY, BECAUSE IT'S OUT...SO GET YOUR COPY OF THE MOST INTENSE DEBUT ISSUE OF BONGLIZARD BEFORE IT GETS YOU.
BONGLIZARD 1 FEATURED EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS WITH SLEAZY P. MARTINI A.K.A DON DRAKULICH OF GWAR AND CRAZY WHITE SEAN AND JEFF MYERS
OF KCUF
SLEAZY P MARTINI OTHERWISE KNOWN AS DON DRAKULICH, WAS ONE OF THE MAIN MEMBERS OF GWAR UNTIL HE LEFT THE BAND TO CONCENTRATE ON HYPEREAL PRODUCTIONS. HE IS NOW BEHIND THE SCENES WITH GWAR AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME OF THE VERY LIMBS YOU SEE GETTING CHOPPED, FUCKED, FLAYED AT EVERY GWAR SHOW..
CRAZY WHITE SEAN OTHERWISE KNOWN AS FUCKIN PSYCHO... THIS MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUNCHING HOLES THROUGH HIS BODY AND DESTROYING HIMSELF
IN THE NAME OF FREAK PERFORMANCE ART, YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT!
THIS INTERVIEW WAS REAL COOL BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THE FIRST EVER
KCUF INTERVIEWS WAY BEFORE THEY GOT SIGNED. JEFF MYERS OF THE BAND WAS ALSO PRESENT.
THIS PHOTO (right) WAS
TAKEN AT SEAN'S OPENING SLOT FOR GWAR IN LONDON ASTORIA 8TH FEB 2000.
THE MAIN IDEA OF BONGLIZARD WAS FOR THE REALITY TO MERGE WITH COMIC UN - REALITY AND CREATE SOME FUCKED UP COMIC BOOKS IN IT'S WAKE TO ACCOMPANY THE CONCEPT FROM WHERE IT CAME. NIGHT OF THE LIZARD IS THE OPENING FOR VOL 1, THIS STORY WAS THE BEGINNING CHAPTER TO A DIMENSION OF FUCKIN' DEMENTIA, BONGS, EXPLODING HEADS AND LIZARDS. VILE ATTACKED A HIDDEN RELIGIOUS SCENE AND CAUSED OUTRAGE WITH THE PRIEST AND ALSO THE DEBUT OF THE SMALL GRAPHIC NOVEL IN BONGLIZARD, I GAVE YOU RAPE SATAN - PART 1 : ROCK N ROLL DEATHDIVE. PART 2 : VINYL NASTY - THE FINAL CHAPTER CAN BE FOUND IN BONGLIZARD VOL 2. THIS BAND KNOW HOW TO PARTY, FUCK,TAKE DRUGS AND COMMIT SUICIDE....JOIN THEM ON THE LAST DATE OF THE TOUR, IT WILL GET BLOODY!
BONGLIZARD DOES NOT HOLD BACK ON RIPPING THE FUCK OUT OF THE WEIRD WORLD WE LIVE IN, THE HUMOUR IS STRANGE AND CAN CAUSE OFFENCE, SO SERIOUSLY IF YOUR TOO WARY AND AFRAID THAT IT MAY CAUSE ONE INKLING OF DISTURBANCE THEN DONT FUCKIN READ IT...GO THE FUCK AWAY! ALTHOUGH THIS COMIC HAS CAUSED THIS REACTION, IT HAS ALSO CAUSED MANY CONVERTS TO LAUGH, LEARN AND ENJOY LIFES SARCASTIC PLEASURES ON BEHALF OF BONGLIZARD, SO GET INVOLVED AND MANGLE WHATS LEFT OF YOUR BRAIN, IT COULD BE FUN. YOU GOT TO LAUGH, EVEN AT THE SNEAKY, BACKSTABBING CUNTS! DONT LET EM GRIND YA DOWN! GO ON THE WILD RIDE WITH BONGLIZARD BABY!
RAPE SATAN - THE MOST FUCKED UP BAND IN HISTORY!
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ABOVE - SECTION TAKEN FROM THE INTERVIEW CARRIED OUT WITH CRAZY WHITE SEAN. THE COMPLETE VERSION CAN BE FOUND IN VOL 1 OF BONGLIZARD!
ABOVE - SECTION OF THE INTERVIEW WITH DON DRAKULICH. READ THE FULL VERSION IN BONGLIZARD VOL 1!
ABOVE - RAPE SATAN REFLECT ON THEIR SATANIC YEARS IN ROCK N ROLL DEATHDIVE (Copyright:S). READ THE MOST INSANE METAL STORY EVER! ONLY IN BONGLIZARD!
ABOVE - ORIGINAL PAGE ART FOR 'NIGHT OF THE LIZARD' (c):S! FOUND ONLY IN BONGLIZARD VOL 1!
RICH (c) - PRESENTS K.K. NOOFER AND HIS CRAZY SUB WOOFER!
BONGLIZARD VOLUME 1 - CRACKING THE CORTEX AND FRYING HEADS! GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE! AVAILABLE NOW!